Steve Varano Road Report: Snow Expeditions

Posted on January 16, 2013 by


i am going on an expedition to the dunks/gas station with my p.i.c Pabst Leroy to gather rations. the plan is simple. attach the toboggan in the garage to Pabst with an assortment of studded belts and chuck taylor shoelaces. crazy you say ? wasHan Solo crazy when he used that “wampa” to go find luke skywalker on hoth ? hmm ? was Jack Torrance crazy when he chased that kid into the frozen hedge maze tundra ? innovation ! leadership ! things that make america great. like George Washington crossing the delaware i will return will a glorious peppermint mocha latte and a full pack of smokes because this is AMERICA! # “god” damn it. we do not let things like snow get in the way of happiness, life, liberty or the pursuit of said actions.

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